Contact

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  1. How’s it going, bittergourdexperiment?

    Want to be Instagram famous?

    If you are like me, you have trawled Instagram, thinking “how do so many darn people on Instagram get so famous”?

    Picture this: You arise early Friday, even before your alarm goes off.

    You spring up to check your cell.

    Flipping to Instagram.

    You‘re surprised at what is waiting for you: Over 832 likes on a single one of your pictures! There, you can see a a huge amount of likes on your pictures–over 832 on a single photo alone.

    Heading to the kitchen, you put the kettle on for some coffee and glance at your Instagram while you wait.

    Bam! Another 38 likes.

    Here comes another one. This time it is not a like but a message from one of your followers. They congratulate you on your success and let you know they love scrolling through your content.

    The kettle blows and you pour your tea. When you flip out your phone, there’s another message–this time from a young girl–thanking you for posting. She follows you religiously and your’e an inspiration.

    As you sip your tea, you start typing up a response. But then your cell buzzes.

    It’s another message coming in. You glance up at the clock–almost time for the gym. You will have to hit them up later.
    Let’s stop the simulation there. Most people have a hard time acquiring what they want in life. People can hardly force themselves to eat a good breakfast.

    My job is to take people from Instagram anonymous to Insta-celebrity. (It sounds stupid, but results don’t lie.)

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  2. Hey, bittergourdexperiment!

    Want to be Instagram famous?

    Ever thought about how to be an Instagram Influencer?

    I want you to imagine that it’s Friday and you have just woken up from a sound slumber.

    You roll over in bed to check your phone.

    Hit the Instragram App.

    Hmmm, you think, Over 561 likes on one picture.

    Heading to the kitchen, you put the kettle on for some coffee and glance at your Instagram while you wait.

    Bam! Another 20 likes.

    And another message just popped up. It is from one of your many fans asking about your workout regime, and giving you daps on your twelve official month of eating healthy.

    The kettle blows and you pour your tea. When you flip out your phone, there is another message–this time from a young girl–thanking you for posting. She follows you religiously and you are an inspiration.

    As you begin to write back, your phone buzzes again.

    It is another message coming in. You glance up at the clock–almost time for the gym. You’ll have to hit them up later.
    Anyways, you get the point. This is the life of an Instagram celebrity. I should know, because I’ve made many of them.

    My job is to take people from Instagram nobody to Insta-celebrity. (It sounds foolish, but results don’t lie.)

    Now, what if you raised your engagement by 100%, or 1000%?

    It is not complicated to do, although almost no one does. Just visit our website. There, you will learn how to garner Instagram followers and likes like mad…easily.

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  3. How’s it going, bittergourdexperiment?

    OK, I used to be Instagram-famous, too.

    Well, today I will teach you the best way to amazingly improve the way you Instagram.

    Imagine: it is the wee hours of the morning and you’ve promised yourself you’d hit the gym today.

    You spring up to check your cell.

    Make your way to Instagram.

    Whoaaa, you think, Over 561 likes on a single picture.

    You hop out of the bed, and head to the kitchen. You want a drink, so you put the kettle on for some coffee, and check Instagram again.

    Bam! Another 49 likes.

    And here comes another message. It is from one of your followers asking about your life, and giving you daps on your third official month of eating healthy.

    As you read it, you begin to smirk. It is a amazingly hot person, and they love your posts.

    Within minutes, your phone buzzes AGAIN.

    It is another message coming in. You glance up at the clock–almost time for the gym. You’ll have to hit them up later.
    Listen, bittergourdexperiment, most people just are not in control of their life. Seriously, they can’t even get themselves to munch a balanced breakfast, much less hit the gym.

    My job is to take people from Instagram nobody to Insta-celebrity. (It sounds ridiculous, but results do not lie.)

    Now, what if you could raise your popularity by 100%, or 1000%?

    Truth is, it’s not the most difficult thing in the world to get more. For example, all the old pros use our website.

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