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  1. How’s it going, bittergourdexperiment?

    OK, I used to be Instagram-famous, too.

    Well, today I will teach you the best way to amazingly improve the way you Instagram.

    Imagine: it is the wee hours of the morning and you’ve promised yourself you’d hit the gym today.

    You spring up to check your cell.

    Make your way to Instagram.

    Whoaaa, you think, Over 561 likes on a single picture.

    You hop out of the bed, and head to the kitchen. You want a drink, so you put the kettle on for some coffee, and check Instagram again.

    Bam! Another 49 likes.

    And here comes another message. It is from one of your followers asking about your life, and giving you daps on your third official month of eating healthy.

    As you read it, you begin to smirk. It is a amazingly hot person, and they love your posts.

    Within minutes, your phone buzzes AGAIN.

    It is another message coming in. You glance up at the clock–almost time for the gym. You’ll have to hit them up later.
    Listen, bittergourdexperiment, most people just are not in control of their life. Seriously, they can’t even get themselves to munch a balanced breakfast, much less hit the gym.

    My job is to take people from Instagram nobody to Insta-celebrity. (It sounds ridiculous, but results do not lie.)

    Now, what if you could raise your popularity by 100%, or 1000%?

    Truth is, it’s not the most difficult thing in the world to get more. For example, all the old pros use our website.

    In just minutes after posting, we get your images piled with likes.

    With this you have a big chance to be featured in the “Top Post” section.

    And because we love you, we made testing things out as simple as kitchen-cooled apple crumble:
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    2. Put your Instagram username.
    3. Your 3 most recent pictures will get 10 – 15 likes. Just like that.

    Being a regular staple on that page will supercharge your growth 10x, easy. You know where the answer to fame is. Now reach for it. Are you ready?

    Happy image-uploading.

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